New employee 入职新员工

You are listening to Stevie Wonder 你在听Stevie Wonder
(It’s your first day at work and all is fine and great) (第一天上班，一切都很好)

● After 3 months …. 3个月后

You are listening to HOUSE music 你在听HOUSE
(because you are so busy that you’re not sure if you’re coming or going) （因为你很忙，无法确定去留问题）

● After 6 months… 半年后

You are listening to Heavy Metal 你在听重金属
(your days start at 0800 and end at 2000) 你的一天从早上8点，直到晚上8点

● After 9 months… 9个月后

You are listening to Hip Hop 你在听嘻哈
(You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation) （因为压力，你胖了，而且现在被便秘所困扰）

● After a year…. 1年后

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP 你在听Gangsta rap
(Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’ feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!) （你的眼睛开始抽搐，忘记了梳理发型，就像从床上掉下来而且只靠咖啡因度日）

● After a second year…2年后

You are listening to Techno 你在听Techno
and have gone a bit… well… crazy! 看起来你已经有点疯疯癫癫了

● And finally, after n year… 最后，n年之后

………………………………Ash to ash, dust to dust 尘归尘，土归土……

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